Discussion of "Hallucinations Make the Tongue Go Screwy" by beanpolewatson

Remember the Squishy Jello massacres from last year? How could you not, those horrific pizza pictures were all over the Intergalactic Information Partially-Finished-But-Still-Under-Construction SuperDuperHighway. Anyway, the rumor was that the Galactic P-heads had the Squishy Jello boss and most of his gang in custody two days before the cheese-tainting even started, and guess who got them released? Those damn IAPHers. Arguing that the Squishies were being tortured, excessive jiggling or some such nonsense. Way to go IAPHers, way to go. Have some pizza, jellof@#kers.

In defense of the I.A.P.H. , many studies have shown that excessive jiggling can lead to spontaneous nuclear combustion in certain of the Squishy Jello sub-species. How were they to know that their efforts to stave off a massacre would cause a massacre of a different sort?

Shite! I was gonna join the I.A.P.H.:( I didn't know about the whole jello thing though. What's their stance on sheep by the way?

A helpful mnemonic device:

Pudding is gooding.
But jello is hello-to-the-end-of-the-world-if-you're-not-careful-don't-say-you-weren't-warned.

(It's easier to pronounce in haiku.)